37 Harry Potter Memes That’ll Have You Laughing Like a First-Year at Hogwarts

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John Summers • Contributor
Dec 31, 2024 9:00 PM EST

Okay, hear me out—someone needs to open an actual Harry Potter-style school. Like, go all in: build, In the middle of the city, a giant castle that looks like it was ripped straight from the movies, divide students into four houses (including the authentic school uniform), deck the halls with LCD screens pretending to be moving portraits—the whole shebang. Sure, the students won't actually learn magic (bummer), but you could totally rename the classes. Math? Call it "Dark Magick." Biology? Obviously "Herbology." You get the idea.

Until someone brings this genius idea to life, we've got memes to keep the magic alive. These 37 Harry Potter memes are perfect for fans who've always dreamed of living in the Wizarding World, even if it's just to avoid real-world responsibilities. Grab your butterbeer, don your house scarf, and get ready for some seriously magical laughs.

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  • 01
    JINGLE BELLS LOTS OF SPELLS THE TRIO RUNS AWAY VOLDY DIES @ThePerksOfLovingHermione BELLA CRIES NEVILLE SAVES THE DAY!
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  • 02
    Your parents are dead! You have no family! Well actually, your mum considers me more of a son than you, I'll probably marry your sister one day, I'm the major investor behind your twin brothers' booming business, your sister-in-law swoons over me for apparently saving her sister, and your father would rather talk to me for hours regarding rubber ducks and electric plugs. I'd be more worried about myself if I were you
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  • 03
    Blimey, it's him! Viktor Krum.
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  • 04
    10 9 VIA 9GAG.COM When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he's a wizard. He'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns 11. Sure enough, on his 11th birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me obviously) and in the fall, I'll take him to King's Cross, point him towards platforms 9 and 10 and not say a word as he collides into the pillar.
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    harry potter stuff @theHPfacts WHERE HAVE YOU > BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU Hello Harry, COULD'VE DIED! dear! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN! @wizardingconte
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  • 06
    I can fix broken bones in an instant ELE Regrowing bones is a painful overnight experience Can you fix my eyesight Madame Pomfrey Fk off Potter, be realistigcontent
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  • 07
    @hogwartsxmemories Neville's parents... they suffered something worse than death. They got expelled? What? Jewizarding With Hermione live
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  • 08
    the real mottos of the hogwarts houses hufflepuff: you f with my mates, you f with me slytherin: i can buy you and your entire family ravenclaw: *downs red bull* i can figure this out gryffindor: hold my beer and watch this @ ifunny.co
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  • 09
    Starring Me Jesse McLaren @McJesse Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It's a Harry Potter movie.
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  • 10
    Severus, Please! Fine. Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. Dumbledore! CHANSER
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  • 11
    You can talk to snakes! worthyourweightinfanfiction: "guys, that was one time" I know. I mean, I accidently set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once. Once!
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  • 12
    CREDIT: WARNER BROS. Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Snape Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Draco Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Sirius Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It was Karkaroff Harry Potter and the Time Everyone Knew It Was Umbridge Harry Potter and the Time It Was Actually Draco Harry Potter and the Time It Was Dumbledore All Along
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  • 13
    THE HERMIONE BOOKS HERMIONE MAKES TWO USELESS FRIENDS HERMIONE IS MORE COMPETENT THAN EVERYONE ELSE WHILE SHE IS IN A COMA HERMIONE TRAVELS THROUGH TIME TO SAVE A BIRD HERMIONE HAS GREAT HAIR HERMIONE SETS UP THE RESISTANCE HERMIONE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT POTIONS BOOK THE WHOLE TIME, HARRY HERMIONE GIVES HER CHILDREN THE LEAST TERRIBLE NAMES
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  • 14
    - Do you like Harry Potter? - Yes - Do you like Peeves? -Who is Peeves ?? 77
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  • 15
    thetallawkwardginger: songbard5683 fiestyhysteria: math The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real Definitely math
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  • 16
    Dumbledore: The Hogwarts houses? Oh, I respect them all equally! There's Gryffindor, Slytherin, uhh... *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Dumbledore: Rasinpaw and... *Squints hard* Dumbledore: Jigglypuff
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    skkreeeeeee meeooow ree HEY, STOP HAVING SEX YOU DAMN CATS MINUS TEN OH, SORRY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL mmm
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  • 18
    $ 1 r/dadjokes Posted by u/WhatTheFlutter ⚫ 1d 1 How does Harry Potter cut his sandwiches? Diagonalley.
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  • 19
    YOU-KNOW-WHO THE DARK LORD IG ROSEGRANGERX VOLDEMORT TOM
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  • 20
    hunter @huntahh OK Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa that I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Parvati told Dean that Hagrid was looking for you
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  • 21
    10 y/o me: I'm never gonna be those boring adults, always in a bad mood. Me today:
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  • 22
    BUT SIR WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED MYSELF h WEARING SOME REALLY NICE SOCKS IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS MIRROR HARRY FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATIONA.TUMBLR.COM
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  • 23
    Apple Music made Phil Collins look like Voldemort. Top Results Sones In the Air Tonight Song by Phil Collins
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  • 24
    you-had-me-at-hallow Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series: CHAPTER FOUR "Ah yes, of course, I haven't told you," said Dumbledore.
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  • 25
    зд 00
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    rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: see the wrist strap stops you from dropping the wiimote voldemort: this is brilliant [later] harry potter: expelliarmus! voldemort: [wand dangling from wrist] Imao nice try 7:59 AM - Sep 11, 2019. Twitter for Android
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  • 27
    When you meet someone who likes Harry Potter: @the_muggle_marauder I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you.
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  • 28
    UB Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur Harry Potter befriending the first two people he meets on the way to school and staying friends with them until death is the most relatable part of the series.
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  • 29
    Dumbledore: you may use any means to rescue your captive Viktor Krum Hermione
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  • 30
    POV: It's 1991 and you're Voldemort in a Hogwarts Staff meeting.
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  • 31
    MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 I think we should acknowledge Voldemort was killed by a baby and then came back without a nose and people just let him be in charge instead of making him admit he lost to a baby at Got Your Nose and that's not a leadership quality. 1:05 PM 17 Sep 18 955 Retweets 4,358 Likes
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  • 32
    Helen Ingram @drhingram Not a fan of the new Harry Potter book Criminalising conta PAPER Herpes genitalis and the philosopher's stance Kilian Dunphy ABSTRACT For many people, living with genital herpes generates not just episodic physical discomfort but recurrent emotional distress, centred on concerns about how to live and love safely without passing infection to others. This article considers the evidence on herpes transmission, levels of sexual risk, when the law has intervened and to what ex
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  • 33
    Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they're going to make stuff fly around @the.mischief.managed Your mother wanted to call you Fred but I thought this would be more true to his memory
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  • 34
    there are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no-one does a push-up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick Most Relevant Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok. 3h Like Reply D371
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    armando, king of the simps @UtterPWNedNoob The Sorting Hat: *Barely touches my head for half a second* THERAPY 9:00 AM - 1/16/20 Twitter for Android 607 Retweets 2,120 Likes
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  • 36
    Harry Potter: *does something brave but stupid Other houses: "Haha he'll lose a point" Dumbledore: No, no. He's got a point
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  • 37
    today's mood: hermione's face after she set snape on fire
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